If there’s one thing that makes ladies forget their manners, it’s free clothes. If there’s another, it’s chocolate. Put them in a room together, and you’ve got yourself an every-woman-for-herself swap party.
My friend, Amy, decided to get all us chicks together under one roof to celebrate, oh, just being our great womanly selves. And our love of fashion. She offered a spread of dainty lady foods and the promise of a new wardrobe. All we had to do was clean out our closets of items that have lost their luster to us, or in my case, items that stopped fitting after my last 2 or 3 posts. We’d haul them over, eat our finger sandwiches and unload the goods in a giant pile on the bed. The bartering could begin.
Early on, each of us got a chance to sniff out the inventory. We circled the loot like pumas closing in on their prey. Vegas has never seen so many poker faces. No one wanted to reveal their most coveted items for fear of stirring up “suggestion envy”. This is when an item suddenly becomes enticing to you simply because someone else wants it.
I played it cool, sometimes even going so far as to turn my back to the pile. My face said, “Meh, I see dozens of clothes for the taking all the time, yawn.” But my adrenaline was up. I broke out the toffee bars. I purposefully baked them for this occasion knowing I’d need to distract. If I could lull everyone into a false sense of security, maybe that Milly cami could be mine.
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