When I was an impressionable young teenager, I spent many a lazy summer afternoon splayed out on the outdoor deck, flipping through my parents’ food magazine subscriptions. Sooner or later, hunger would win out, and I’d get up off my ass long enough to attempt one of the recipes. Like a typical ungrateful youth, I held out my hand, begging for grocery money and a ride to the store. After a couple of hours, my sorry “creation” would be served—typically something like a dense turd of a shortcake, or a zucchini bread so wet and leaden, you could wring juices out of it. The folks were good sports about it, graciously sampling all the horrors that crawled out of the kitchen.
One particular day, I was leafing through said periodicals and suddenly let out an audible gasp. There, splashed across the page was what was called a crème caramel. It looked like a Miami beach babe, all shiny and glistening, practically quivering in its golden pool. Food porn, if I ever saw it. This was something curious alright, because in Russia they didn’t have anything like it. The desserts I grew up with were tall, over-the-top butter confections, injected with thick layers of buttercream, then coated with more buttery spackle. Don’t get me wrong, those were worthy, and I put away my fair share (or unfair, if you ask the bro), but this crème caramel business was something to behold. It beckoned and purred and I had to have it.
The recipe was intimidating. It asked for steps I’ve never attempted before, like caramelizing sugar, and baking small cups in scalding water. This baby was going to make me work for it. But how would I know if I was doing it right? A little existential crisis ensued over crème caramel. I took a calming breath and very patiently and methodically, followed the recipe.
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